To mark his 70th, 70 things you might not know about Leonard Cohen.

Book title that sounds like a euphemism of the day: Tempting the Highlander.

From the back cover: “Catherine Daniels arrives in Pine Creek, Maine, at the right time for Robbie MacBain. She is on the run from her ex-husband, and Robbie is a sexy, single foster parent who needs a housekeeper while he travels back in time to medieval Scotland.”

Do you just put a card up at the co-op for that?

Since I have to work on September 11, can I commemmorate the anniversary by throwing unattended bags into the dumpster?

Mondo auction tomorrow in Kenmore.

In a piece of spam advertising a famous drug to treat a condition that I had no idea was so common until the drug became so famous:

No more excuses, no more frustration, no more having to solely satisfy my girlfriend orally.

Dude, if you were satisfying your girlfriend orally, she wouldn’t care if you couldn’t get it up.

The British Library (we [heart] libraries) has put working scripts of Shakespeare’s plays online. One of the features reportedly allows you to track changes in the text from version to version.

Next time I’m in Southeast WA on the second Saturday of a month, I should tour the Hanford Laser Interferometer Gravitational-Wave Observatory.

If this is true, I’ll think hard about getting a TiVo. I don’t think my tv has any spare inputs, though…