Monthly Archives: September 2004

Fake Trees for Beauty

Maybe this will be one of those things where you hear about it for the first time and then see it everywhere: fake trees as cell towers. Even a giant pencil would be more fun than the big green-painted metal cylinder down the street from my house.

Cheesy Political Writing

Loyal reader John (who gets bonus points for making me look up the work “fossick”) recommends the entertaining article by Christopher Buckley, “The Roquefort Wars.” If even Republicans aren’t happy, is anyone enthused about voting for W? I also do not recommend making choices based on the behavior of Michael Moore

Washing My Hands of You

Yes, the kids are back in school and the germ soup is bubbling away- it’s time to start fruitlessly avoiding colds. The CDC and the American Society for Microbiology have some hand-washing tips to help you:
“Wet your hands with warm, running water and apply liquid or clean bar soap. Lather well. Rub your hands vigorously together for at least 10 to 15 seconds. Scrub all surfaces, including the backs of your hands, wrists, between your fingers and under your fingernails. Rinse well. Dry your hands with a clean or disposable towel.”
They also recommend that crazy turn-off-the-tap-with-the-towel thing which never works out for me. They also like those alcohol-based hand sanitizers.