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More difficult-to-believe spam quotes

In a piece of spam advertising a famous drug to treat a condition that I had no idea was so common until the drug became so famous:

No more excuses, no more frustration, no more having to solely satisfy my girlfriend orally.

Dude, if you were satisfying your girlfriend orally, she wouldn’t care if you couldn’t get it up.

Spammer or drunken monkey

From the body of a message we think might be spam:

HellSo
doear home ozw[ner,
We haEcve been notiXfiepe[d tThat yoMZu{r
m{ortgaM6ge rate is fixe+d aZGt a verkky
hilzgh iCnteresvOt r”at!e. T/here;for2e you are

Bayes-based filters have done some wonderful things. I don’t know whether this is wonderful or not.