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Or like suddenly not having your liver pecked out every night

A gem of wisdom from Hijinks Ensue, the webcomic/blog I like not just because it has three dots in a row in the first word:

“Is it just me, or have you all enjoyed this break from TV? I started to realize how little I actually enjoyed some of the shows I was watching (Prison Break), and have been able to let them go. I feel like a contrived, poorly planned, monotonous burden has been lifted from my shoulders.”

Press 0 for aggravation

Lifehacker publishes tips on how to get our of voicemail hell (and phone menu hell) by pressing keys that will get you a human operator. I merely add the request that you make sure that you don’t already have the human operator you crave, since pressing buttons in her ear isn’t the way to super-friendly service. Just saying. Though it is interesting to see how many times you have to yell “Hello? Yes???” until they knock it off.

So appropriate after the best of '07

A giant plastic bust of Lenin was found in Antarctica. Which reminds me that I must see if I can find out more about the Lenin medallions on the moon.

Later: Correction! Only some of them had Lenin on. They seem to be called “pennants” since they have a trailing ribbony thing, but they look a lot like explodey metal soccer balls. And having just seen two strange re-cuttings of a USSR SF film about landing on Venus, I am less surprised to see that the pennants made it to Venus, too.

But what kind?

My favorite part of the Oscars is watching the Cavalcade of Death, the tribute to the artists who died the previous year. The New York Times has their own cavalcade (but pictures for only 27 of them, including a very upsetting one of Marcel Marceau out of makeup). So far, my favorite is:

“Joseph E. Gallo, 87, winemaker who turned to cheese.”

What a tragic way to die!