Author Archives: Craig

Getting around NYT and WP bullshit cookie stuff

After becoming irritated by the number of bloggers linking to New York Times and Washington Post articles, which require cookie configurations I’m unwilling to allow on my browser, I’ve found a workaround: Google News surfs those papers, and if you can figure out a good search string from the citation you have, you can get to the articles. The NYT Google results come back with a link you can use anywhere, but the WP apparently wants your “referrer” header to be from Google. Of course, once Google News becomes a subscription service I’m screwed again.

Another reason to watch the international Oscar feed

According to the BBC, “The ceremony was being broadcast live in the US on TV network ABC, but it also broke off from the event to relay the latest news on the war in Iraq.” Since I wasn’t watching the packaged-for-domestic-consumption product, I didn’t have to endure that. It’s a shame Michael Moore isn’t more articulate when he doesn’t get final cut. I mean, “fictition”?

Chicken sexing

Those who have seen the “Chicken of Tomorrow” short on MST3K will perhaps find interesting resonances in this story about a retired chicken sexer.
Update: sorry, the link’s gone all subscribers-only, so the tales of keeping fingernails exactly the right length to pry open newborn chicks’ nether regions are lost to us.
I don’t recall either "Chicken of Tomorrow" or the Atlantic piece mentioning the vast amounts of chick shit the sexing process involves (gotta clean out the cloaca, you know).

Safeway shopper clone army

The FP collective has been advocating the policy of swapping shopper ID/discount cards at every opportunity. This guy has taken that idea in an interesting direction: send him mail, and he’ll send you a sticker to put over the barcode on your Safeway card so that you’re contributing to his shopper record. I’m thinking I’ll do it.

Because we care about you, the Iraqi people

It’s not news that we’ve been dropping leaflets all over Iraq (at least in the no-fly zones), but I hadn’t been aware that the contents were being published by our friends at U.S. Central Command. I found this one particularly heart-warming. I’m touched at our concern that the livelihoods of Iraqi citizens will be Ruined if anything happens to the Iraqi oil industry, so they damned well better leave it intact for us — I mean, for the sake of their future, of course.