Author Archives: Craig

Spam research foiled

I was going to go find out what kind of site the “cheating wives” spam would lead me to (dating? porn? escorts?), but the DNS is not answering for the domains included in the specimens I have available. Google turned up only some discussions of the spam, and of the blogs I checked, only a comment in one of them remarked that all we apparently care about with these women is height, weight, and bra size. And no one involved in that discussion noted that the proportions are freakish. The first housewife listed is 5’9″, 120 lbs, 36c. I mean, I suppose it could be done, maybe even without silicone, but I’m not sure I’d want to see her naked, for fear some protuding bone or boob would put my eye out. I like some curve with my housewife (or working wife, for that matter), thanks.
And yeah, this post is ever so likely to end up attracting search engine hits, but since the spam bots have already found the blog (so we’ve turned comments off everywhere), there’s no use steering now.

Unexpected benefits

Since we moved to a more serious web hosting solution, I’ve had better access to statistics, including which search queries people are using (on the up side, I don’t have to scan through the URLs in the log; on the down side, the log parser my hosting company uses doesn’t recognize queries from very many engines—I think I’ll mention that to them). One of the benefits of such easy access is the ability to tell when someone has reached our pages due to a misspelled query. Today was at least the second time I’ve been able to go correct the spelling of a word in a blog post because somebody misspelled it in their query and ignored Google’s "Do you mean…?"