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- Sarah's Twitterings
- Appalling and worth a read: collusion of Newscorp & The Met, plus political favors from all parties. http://nyti.ms/9ZAJRe
- An open letter to a baby in the library: OOOOHHHHHHH, YOUR CHEEKS ARE SO CHUBBY!!!!!!!
- Protip: take a superhero stance when activating the motion control towel dispenser.
- Something in the Rafters is Eating a Pigeon (the least popular Mo Willems book)
- Craig's Twitterings
- Live at lunch today in dowtown Bellevue: Some Guy _is_ Harry Chapin, singing the Beatles' greatest hits.
- My soon-to-be phone has been out for delivery to the store since 3:18 this morning. The suspense is
- Soon-to-be-former phone bluescreened when phone interviewer called (he did try again). I'll blame that if I don't get a callback.
- Okay, I'm sensing some hostility toward @TheRealFreddie now. #sounders
- Kimberly's Twitterings
- 'God did not create the universe' says Stephen Hawking. Well, duh. Everyone knows it was Chuck Norris.
- Two days in a row the same nicely dressed woman has claimed to have forgotten her wallet and asked the bus driver for a free ride.
- wishes she could have a bad suit, to go with her cruel shoes.
- A raptor flew into the rafters with a small bird. Now small bird parts are raining down on us. #Soundersfc