Monthly Archives: November 2007

Early best-of

The materials selectors (aka those who buy the books and whatnot) have released an early best-of-07 list. I’m not ready to discuss my best-ofs until the last seconds of ’07, but I’m betting my list won’t be the same. Except for Sherman Alexie, of course.

Grocery shopping

Looks like somebody‘s finally (though I think it’s not the first such service) doing the obvious thing: putting grocery circulars on line. There are some cool-sounding auxiliary features, too. I don’t know how good its knowledge of where you are is; it was pretty close to correct from work.

But daaaaad!

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Southwest Custer County, Nebraska, 1892
“Yes, you will play the bass.”
“But dad, I can’t reach all the notes!”
“Don’t ‘but dad’ me, young man, I paid for it, now you’ll play it!”
“Awwww, maaaaaan.”

Sherman Alexie gives me a boner

From The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian:

“But you should approach each book — you should approach life — with the real possibility that you might get a metaphorical boner at any point.”
“A metaphorical boner!” I shouted. “What the heck is a metaphorical boner?”
Gordy laughed.
“When I say boner, I really mean joy,” he said.
“Then why don’t you say joy? You didn’t have to say boner. Whenever I think about boners, I get confused.”
“Boner is funnier. And more joyful.”