Because we care about you, the Iraqi people

It’s not news that we’ve been dropping leaflets all over Iraq (at least in the no-fly zones), but I hadn’t been aware that the contents were being published by our friends at U.S. Central Command. I found this one particularly heart-warming. I’m touched at our concern that the livelihoods of Iraqi citizens will be Ruined if anything happens to the Iraqi oil industry, so they damned well better leave it intact for us — I mean, for the sake of their future, of course.