January 31, 2004

Good Advice, Learned the Hard Way

Some good advice from Patrick Hughes. No, I haven't heard of him either, but his advice seems sound.

"Dungeons and Dragons never goes away. Girls will still sense that shit 20 years later."

Posted by Sarah at 11:48 AM

January 30, 2004

Yet another compulsory-registration workaround

BugMeNot.com is your friend.

Posted by Craig at 09:37 AM

One more reason to get a Mac

FBI endorsement of Macs' hardness. I'm confused by the assertion that Macs are somehow harder to recover data from than "Unix-based machines", what with MacOS X being Unix and all.

Posted by Craig at 08:43 AM

January 29, 2004

More about us than you want to know

In addition to language, the FP crew are fascinated by squalor and its related phenomena.

Posted by Craig at 03:28 PM

Classic Comedy

Mel Brooks should be laughing right about now.

Posted by Craig at 01:11 PM

Word Nerd Fun

Yes, the FP crew are a bunch of language nerds, so it is with confidence I direct you to Word Spy. Neat! There is a Word Spy book coming out next week.

Also, if you have access to the online OED (check your local library if you live in Washington state, hooray for the statewide database initiative), if you poke around a bit, you can see a list of words introduced into English in a particular year. It's a pretty cool snapshot of a time.

Posted by Sarah at 11:55 AM

Science excites the imagination

Sure, it's a new (sixth) form of matter, but what are the implications? "If you had a superconductor you could transmit electricity with no losses." Mmm, yes. In much the same way that if you had a camera, you could capture images. Thanks, Deborah Jin, of the U of Colorado, for stirring up those thrilling visions of the future.
Bonus phrase (from the Jin Group's page): "quantum degeneracy."

Posted by Craig at 07:17 AM

January 28, 2004

Well, isn't that interesting? The ground cover over here's a different <BLAM!>

GM cress changes color in the presence of the by-products of explosives' decomposition (NO2), giving a handy map to the minefield beneath. If I weren't such a cynical bastard, I wouldn't interpret the land-mine-clearing charity's objections as "Hey, we've got a good thing going here; don't rock the boat."
All my minefields are already sown in lilacs and iris.

Posted by Craig at 03:02 PM

And we would believe you because...?

Nigeria is cracking down on 419 fraud. And who am I to doubt their sincerity in wanting to eliminate one of the top five industries in their country?

Posted by Craig at 09:09 AM

Annual changing of the addresses

It took nearly a year since the last time my entity-reference-encoded email address got spam, but it's happened again, so I guess it's time to change it. fpcraig is dead; long live blogboy.
As an experiment, and because I knew I'd be deactivating fpcraig soon anyway, I tried the "remove me" link provided in the first piece of spam fpcraig received. Within three and a half hours, the second piece arrived, and within 15 hours, the address received the latest worm. By comparison, my primary email address receives an average of one piece of spam a week, and has never been sent a worm (other than from a dear, but somewhat careless, friend). And yes, I can read the headers: the spam and the worm all came through standard spammer channels (originating on (or at least relayed through) machines in dialup IP space, and sent to my secondary MXer); so far, my dear friend seems to be clean.
On the downside, now I'm getting dictionary-spammed. Crap.

Posted by Craig at 07:31 AM

January 27, 2004

What kind of person has no body to lock up?

I can't imagine this comes as much of a surprise to anyone, but a Sundance Documentary Award Winner called The Corporation documents the diagnosis of a corporation as a psychopath, using DSM-IV (one-third cooler than DSM-III, with the same number of lines!) criteria.

Posted by Craig at 07:40 AM

January 26, 2004

AFA backs out of commitment

As previously reported, the AFA was doing a poll about attitudes toward gay marriage, with a view to reporting the results to Congress. But now that the poll's results aren't reflecting the AFA's religious-political-extremist agenda, they're declining to follow through.

Posted by Craig at 08:53 AM

January 23, 2004

The Other Kind of Thrift

From 1916, a book that tells you all about the kind of thrift where you pay less money instead of more, Adventures in Thrift. Yes, the tips are told as the thrifty adventures of Mrs. Larry!

"Mrs. Larry was not her real name. She was Mrs. Lawrence Hall, born Gregory, christened Elizabeth Ellen, but from the day of her marriage she had been nick-named "Mrs. Larry" by all those fortunate enough to count themselves as friends or acquaintances. And she loved the name. She said it made her feel so completely married to Larry."

Posted by Sarah at 02:28 PM

"Booby-trapped" indeed

As all educated folk know, love is addictive as hell, and simply a trick your body and brain chemistry play on you to get you to spawn. Still, it's more fun than the alternative.

Posted by Craig at 10:02 AM

Geek Volunteering

If you're of a technical bent, and looking for a place to apply your skills in the community, check out NPower (or, if you're near the center of the universe, try their Seattle affiliate). They're dedicated to "Putting technology know-how in the hands of nonprofits." In the Rose City, farther from the sway of the Evil Empire, they have FreeGeek.

Posted by Craig at 09:29 AM

January 22, 2004

I say a little prayer for you

From Israel21c:

Jan. 21 - The chief rabbi of the city of Safed, Shlomo Eliyahu, has composed a special prayer for those who have accidentally entered pornographic sites or have had those sites pop up unannounced on their screens. Yediot Aharonot reported that concerned religious surfers contacted Rabbi Eliyahu,telling him that they had accidentally entered pornographic sites while surfing. On hearing this, Eliyahu composed a special prayer for protection from entering pornographic sites by accident: "Please, God, help me to cleanse my computer of all sorts of viruses and evil images that spoil and interfere with my lawful work, and allow me to cleanse myself so that I may be pure of mind and may pray with a perfect heart, and that I may raise a family in true, stable love." Eliyahu said that the prayer should be said every time one goes onto the Internet.
Me, I'm sticking with AVG.

Posted by Craig at 09:11 AM

Another Miracle Cure

From the jacket of the book Letters to Henrietta, another potential miracle cure:
"Until the middle-aged, unmarried Isabella Bird (1831-1904) left her native Scotland for an independent life of travel, she was debilitated by illness, suffering from "neuralgia, pain in my bones, pricking like pins and needles in my limbs, excruciating nervousness, exhaustion, inflamed eyes, sore throat, swelling of the glands behind each ear, stupidity." Bird was so weak that she required a steel support to hold her head up and spent most of her time confined to bed. Desperate to find a cure, her doctors finally packed her off to the Pacific and Switzerland. Once abroad, the forty-year-old invalid miraculously recovered, and became determined to seek any adventure that allowed her to see the singular beauty of nature. In Hawaii, she was the first woman to climb the world's highest volcano; in Perak, she rode elephants through the jungles; in Colorado, she scaled 14,000-foot mountains, spent six months traveling mostly alone on horseback, and fell in love with a one-eyed
desperado named Rocky Mountain Jim. But whenever she went home to Scotland, her symptoms returned, making another trip essential. Bird's remarkable journeys took her to the remotest parts of the world and brought her considerable fame. In this fascinating collection of Bird's previously unpublished letters to her homebound younger sister Henrietta, one experiences her journeys firsthand and gains insight into the ambiguous private life of a woman who often invented her public face.
Containing correspondence from her first two grand tours to Australia, Hawaii, and Colorado in 1872-1873, and to Japan, China, Malaya, and the Holy Land in 1878-1879, Letters to Henrietta provides a fresh view of the legendary Victorian traveler."

Posted by Sarah at 09:04 AM

January 21, 2004

Gee, maybe I'd like Norah Jones

musicplasma tells me that Norah Jones is close to almost all my favorite artists. As with many such "if you like this, try this" tools, it has an inadequate understanding (or perhaps representation) of the many ways two things can be similar (or one thing can be different). The belief that someone who likes Queen will also enjoy Roger Taylor's solo work doesn't take into account the fact that Roger didn't especially like a lot of the music that Queen put out, especially in the later years. Or even the perfectly reasonable expectation that a solo record would be substantially different from the group's work (otherwise, why bother?).

Posted by Craig at 02:50 PM

47 Reasons

Why 47? Just ask the 47 Society.

Posted by Craig at 02:18 PM

Let's all celebrate

National Hugging Day is on hump-day this year. I would have had no idea, had I not gotten the Oopsy-Daisy calendar for my office.

Posted by Craig at 08:49 AM

January 20, 2004

Writing tips

I was wandering through Vonda McIntyre's site the other day, and ran across her list of pitfalls for writers. Then Pat Holt's Ten Mistakes Writers Don't See showed up on Blogdex. Maybe someone's actually trying to literally tell me something.

Posted by Craig at 03:09 PM

People soup, on the cheap!

I've always liked the idea of a hot tub without all the fuss and expense, so had my eye on furo-type heater that can be hooked up to a tank of your choice, such as an affordable stock tank. I don't know how I feel about the Ikea-like plastic tub-ette, but check out the convection heater! Anybody know how to weld?

Posted by Sarah at 02:41 PM

I'm scanning you! (oodly oodly oodly!)

Scanner art is cool. And sometimes goofy.

Posted by Sarah at 02:16 PM

January 16, 2004

A guy goes out to buy a suit

I hadn't looked at McSweeney's for a while. Here are some jokes somebody may not have remembered quite right.
For reasons that don't bear scrutiny, I also found this pretty funny. I found the idea of it even funnier than the execution, though.

Posted by Craig at 03:30 PM

January 15, 2004

Try this at those irritating free-registration sites

The cypherpunks have registered the username/password combination cypherpunks/cypherpunks at a number of places. Feel free to use it and/or register it yourself (the password may be "writecode" if the registration is old enough). If they want an email address, the convention is to use cypherpunks@toad.com.

Posted by Craig at 07:19 AM

January 14, 2004

Spalding Gray missing

Spalding Gray has gone missing, under circumstances that don't foster optimism in me. He has been suicidal recently, and left his home without wallet, baggage, or medication.

Posted by Craig at 08:50 AM

Throw me a frickin' bone, here

All I'm asking for is deli-counter guys with frickin' lasers on their heads.
Update: for technical specs of the laser (and the disappointing 1mm/sec cutting speed), see the optics.org report.

Posted by Craig at 08:28 AM

January 13, 2004

Is it a trademark?

Today's Phrase that Pays is "Teriyaki Beef Dippers."

Posted by Sarah at 02:40 PM

Yet another reason to go to London

Alyson Hannigan in When Harry Met Sally. Yes, Luke Perry's in it, too; but still, Alyson Hannigan!

Posted by Craig at 08:48 AM

Bite my aggrieved Latin hindquarters

I hadn't heard that Brazil has been photographing and fingerprinting US visitors. Chamber of Commerce-types there are unhappy that it might discourage American visitors, but I say more power to them.

Posted by Craig at 08:22 AM

January 12, 2004

No, I don't really care about opera

Opera sopranos' excellent pitch comes at the expense of clarity. The only reason I mention this is because the article provides today's Bonus Phrase: "fleshy tunnel".

Posted by Craig at 11:41 AM

Some geek content

Every so often, I feel obligated to remind myself and others that I really am a geek (yes, it's probably hard to forget). To that end, Groklaw is the place to go if you want to know the latest in SCO's battle to drive themselves out of business by attacking Linux users everywhere.

Posted by Craig at 08:32 AM

January 09, 2004

And Ray Goulding reminding you to type with your thumbs

On the old blog, Sarah posted something about this Economist article about T9. That post is mysteriously gone, but I'm re-running my follow-up, because I love quoting myself:

Perhaps underscoring the difficulties associated with using (or learning, more to the point) T9, the article cited in the previous entry makes this statement: "Abbreviations such as 'can't' and 'won't' are difficult to type." Leaving aside, of course, that the writer meant "contractions," s/he must have been using a different T9 layout from the one I have, since "can't" and "won't" are no harder to type than any other five letter combination, and each is the first guess for its sequence.
There's also no mention of the fact that T9 was not designed for cellphones, as such, and works better when freed from the phone keypad mapping.

Posted by Craig at 12:16 AM

January 07, 2004

Radium Redux

One wonders if wandering radium is a bigger problem than previously suspected, but is only noticed when we're on the lookout for radiation.

Radium has been attractive to the indigent in the past.

Posted by Sarah at 11:39 AM

This is your artist on drugs

Acid is cool. I mean, how else can you temporarily simulate such interesting brain damage?

Posted by Craig at 09:39 AM

Personal items at rare prices

If you've been looking for a good source for non-latex condoms with non-spermicidal lubricant, try Shop in Private. They have a variety of other products as well. Yes, they sell questionable items (including herbal supplements), but they mostly seem not to claim that anything that's bullshit isn't bullshit. I'd feel better if they warned against using benzocaine for anal sex.

Posted by Craig at 09:03 AM

January 03, 2004

Got Root?

Cory Doctorow talks about how he conquered back pain using the power of the mind. I trust Doctorow enough to run and get the books. He describes it thusly:

"Your mileage may vary, but after more than a year of this, I'm ready to start talking about it. Like Atkins for weight loss and hypnosis for smoking cessation, Sarnoid back-therapy feels something like getting root on my body, like being able to move into user-controlled space stuff that the OS was badly mismanaging in the background."

I would very much like to get root on my body, how about you?

Posted by Sarah at 10:07 AM

January 02, 2004

R.I.P. Jennicam

The thing I learned from the BBC's obituary for the Jennicam (aside from the fact of Jennicam's demise) is that Paypal doesn't deal with anything having anything to do with sexuality (or even simple nudity). Sounds like a huge market opportunity.

Posted by Craig at 01:19 PM