Some alternatives to the 100 Mile Diet, wherein one eats only food grown within 100 miles of one’s home:
-The greenhouse diet, where you only eat local foods that are not native to your local climate and must be raised in greenhouses. Very handy in BC.
-The eat the wild animals you can catch in your back yard, who foolishly trust you due to the neighbors feeding them diet.
-The realize that the energy needed to farm the food needed to power your legs is less efficient than a gasoline engine and drive everywhere diet.
-The only eat food that can take public transit diet (primarily vegetarian).
-The carpool diet, where you only eat food transported in groups of two or more.
-The Nerfherder diet, where you only eat candy.